Saturday, November 27, 2010

Carahil

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Adonis Rep

Some time ago, I had the privelage of interviewing the good Captain Davage, aboard his straylight starship the Seeker. You can read the May 2nd entry and catch up on my adventures aboard the rented P.U.F.F.Y., but it was through my continued acquaintance with the good Captain, that I was introduced to my latest interview: Carahil.

Carahil began life as a SilverTech familiar of The Lady Poe, but has since distinguished himself to the point of intergalactic fame, and a standing invitation to the revered Celestial Arborium. Even without the recent acclaim, I've long desired to sit the whiskery little trouble maker down to interview. His uniquely positive outlook on life, and our mutual love for general mischief make him an ideal catch for my readers.
In fact, I owe that slippery little rascal for my most recent embarrassment suffered at his hands. (I should say flippers, as Carahil most often masquarades as a silver seal).
A month ago I received an invitation to Blanchefort Castle, the luxurious Kana home of Captain Davage, and his beautiful wife, Lady Sygillis.
To the esteemed Adonis Rep, it said, from an admirer and avid reader. I should have seen through the ruse right then and there.
Please do us the courtesy of joining us at Castle Blanchefort for the bowling match of the season!
I love bowling. This was not to be missed.
The Lady Sygillis is hosting a naked bowling tournament, and you are invited. Shoes are recommended, but not required, but NO CLOTHES ARE ALLOWED. Of course you may want to bring your own balls, as Lord Davage tends to be very particular about who can touch his.
This was it! I was finally an esteemed member of League society. Lady Sygillis' naked bowling tournaments were legend, and to finally be invited. . .
Alas, when I showed up, a certain coniving silver seal had his laugh.
It wasn't a naked bowling match that I showed up to, but a formal ball the Lady Sygillis was throwing in honor of the newly elligeble Lady Poe. I arrived in my brand new bowling shoes and nothing else. Everyone, from the loftiest Vith noble, to the most decorated Fleet Admiral, got to see me in all my glory that night.
The merciful Lady Poe was kind enough to fashion me a robe of Silver Tech for the evening, but Carahil had won the day.
I owe that slippery seal. I owe him big time.
With devious thoughts swirling through my mind, I prepped for the interview, then used my Ring of Portation to travel instantaneously to the Lady Poe's appartments within Castle Blanchefort, where Carahil agreed to meet me.
My gregarious silver host was there waiting for me, and indicated a seat for me to occupy. I gratefully sat, and immediately jumped back up.

Adonis Rep: Oh my! What? Was that a kitten?

I'd sat on something soft and warm, that promptly took a nip at my backside.

Carahil: Nah, that wasn't a kitten. I think it was my lunch. Go ahead and keep it warm for me, I'll finish it up later.

Well, lunch or no lunch, whatever it was wandered off, so I carefully checked my seat for further strays and settled in.

AR: Great to see you again, Carahil. It's been . . . what? months? I can't recall the circumstances at the moment. Some sort of gala at Castle Blanchefort, no doubt.

C: Oh, I love galas. The noise, the excitement. So many faces just crying out for pie. I love pie too ... You like pie? Sure you do.

AR: I'm afraid to answer that question. Mentioning pies in your company seems to draw unwanted attention. I do recall being the center of attention for that evening, however. You seem to be at the center of things lately, though. Rumor has you up to your neck in Black Hats at the moment. Care to comment?

C: Oh, I love Black Hats, too. Look what you get. You get: a beautiful lady who'll love you `til the day she drops dead. It's just that awkward 'first date' you have to worry about.

AR: Awkward, indeed. Several 'first dates' have proved fatal of late. Speaking of fatal . . . is it true you spent some time near The Hazards of the Old Ones? I thought those things were sealed off? No pun intended.

C: Ya, like I've not heard that one before. I did, visit the Hazards recently and it was horrible. Not a bathroom in sight and just try finding a good bistro serving Bazz food out there. You can't. You'll be eating stuff out of a brown bag if you go out there. Trust me, you good people out there don't want to go to the Hazards. Lots of animal poop, too.

AR: Any insight on the recent desertion of the highly decorated Lt. Kilos? I understand she went to the Hazards with you?

C: I . . . have no recollection of that. Lt. Kilos accomplished the coveted 'roommate swap' recently, going from the Stellar Marines, to the Fleet without missing a beat. Good Lady.

AR: Fancy that. A seal playing coy. Some might see your involvement in recent events as manipulative. Tell me about the Frustration of the gods, and how that effects your decisions and motives.

C: Oh, it's frustrating being a god. Imagine--I could kick some major tail if I wanted, and I want to sometimes but, I'm not allowed to do so. Go figure! Heck, take now, for example. I could turn you into a fly and pull your wings out, and then fix you right up again. Don't worry--I'm not going to turn you into a fly. I thought about it, but I'm not going to do it.

AR: Well, I suppose that's a relief. Transmutation is not really something I'm fond of.

At this point in the conversation Carahil produces a small box.

C: By the way, smell this. Go on--smell it.

AR: This feels like a set up. I should warn you, Carahil, all pranks will be answered in full. But, I'm feeling brave today. Whatever is in that box, it can't possibly be less appetizing than your lunch that I sat on. Pass it here. I'll give it a sniff.

C: Famous last words.

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Adonis Rep interviews are created and written by Tim Worsham. If you are an author or fan of genre fiction and would like to see one of your favorite characters interviewed, contact Tim at tcworm@hotmail.com

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Girl Born of Smoke

FP

Adonis Rep

I would give anything, right now, for a three day weekend on a middle gravity world. I badly need to relax and recenter. The gravity stabilizer on my home disc is on the fritz again. I've spent the last week and a half bent over a bucket, losing my guts, as I yo-yoed between twenty and twenty two thousand feet above the surface of Aubrus. Sadly, a vacation was out of the question. In order to get my grav-stab fixed I need to make money, not spend it, so I hit up my editor for another assignment.
He sent me to Ralinos, a city buzzing with the tense energy of newly won, but tentatively held, peace. The remnants of two armies still camped in and around the city, and the stronghold was alive like a shaken nest of hornets.
My interview was with Tarana, the young girl whose magic and sacrifice inspired this new found truce. If Ralinos had any hope of sustainable peace between the Wizard's Army and the Citizen's Army, than Tarana represented that hope. It was an exciting assignment, but not easy. Tarana's past was shrouded in mystery--or more literally, smoke. Who was this young girl, born from the ashes of Delobo?
I caught up with Tarana in an upper room of the stronghold. She was smaller than I'd imagined, her short blonde hair hung loose and wind blown around her head, and she was floating. My stomach lurched and threatend to give. I left my floating home for this interview for the sole purpose of rooting my feet in firm ground, and here this girl was, bouncing on thin air, bringing back memories of recently launched lunches. Ah, well. . . the hazzards of inter-world journalism.

Adonis Rep: Tarana, it's a pleasure to finally meet you. I. . . would you mind if we sat for this interview?

Tarana: Oh, right. Sorry about that. I forget that people are still a bit. . .er. . . jumpy about magic. Thanks for coming. It's nice to meet you!

AR: I don't mind magic in the least. It's sort of a way of life for me. It's all of the ups and downs of anti-grav that are making me regret my lunch. On the topic of magic though-- How are you adjusting to your new magical abilities?

T: Well, nobody has tried to kill me yet, so that's a plus. Most people are still pretty uneasy about the situation, but I guess that's what I have my friends for. Even if they're freaked out by me, they'll still do their best to protect me. I still feel a little weird to be using magic openly. But it's good. It's good to finally be able to stay in one place and not hide who I am or what I can do.

AR: Is there any power that you have an affinity for? Any you find particularly useful?

T: You've already seen my favorite! You have no idea how exciting it is to counteract the forces of gravity and just get up and fly. I mean, I don't really do it in public. At least, not yet, but sometimes I leave my physical body behind and fly across the land, trying to see how everyone is doing and what cities need our help. I don't suppose you would like to try it out? I could probably haul you along with me and go for a little flight...?

AR: Bleh! As appealing as that sounds. . . Perhaps I'll take a rain check. Actually, no. No more flying. I need to sit down. Forgive me.
Okay, that's better. Back to the interview.
How are your friends, like Djerr, Kirian, and Roxanne adjusting to your knew talents and identity?

T: Er, some better than others. . . Djerr has never really had a problem with anything I've done. Well, regarding magic anyway. We're still a little rocky because of what I- well, that's not the question. Anyway, Djerr's fine with the magic. Still a little mad about other things, but magic isn't the problem. Roxanne is mainly just excited. She's busy recruiting a group to protect me from all the people like Kirian - he's absolutely terrified of my talents, but fortunately he trusts me enough not to try to hurt me or run off. It's hard, you know. There's such a history behind the magic and so many horrible stories that people have grown up hearing. It's hard to overcome that right away. Some people will always hate me for what I can do. I have hope for Kirian, though. I think he's open-minded enough to deal with it.

AR: I understand that it's a painful subject, but I need to ask. What stays with you from Delobo?

T: Guilt. I have so much guilt for what happened in Delobo. I feel absolutely terrible for what happened to my family, and then for what happened to everyone else that lived there. Yeah, I wasn't directly responsible for the second part, but I wish I had caught on sooner as to what was going on. Maybe I would have been able to stop him. . .

AR: One final question. Farseeing may not be within your impressive magical range, but considering all of the major changes on a personal and political level, what lies ahead for Ralinos? And what does the future hold for Tarana?

T: Haha, I wish I could see into the future, but that's definitely not something I can do. At least not that I've figured out so far! As for Ralinos, something drastic has to be done here. The people have lived in such fear of the army for so long and they are so poor. The first thing I want to do is destroy the stronghold. I know, I know, my whole message has been about rebuilding, but this building has been such a symbol of oppression and contention. I want to start new. That'll be my first step. As for myself, I don't really know. There are a lot of places I need to go and a lot of people that need my help. I also don't know what will happen between Djerr and I - if he'll ever really forgive me for everything. It's kind of nice though, not knowing what's going to happen. All I can do is try to help rebuild everything that was destroyed in my name. And that's enough for me right now.

AR: Wow. Even with your magic, it sounds like you've got your work cut out for you. Thank you so much for the interview. I wish you the best. As for me, I believe I'll literally lie low for a while. Seriously. Before you tear that stronghold down, is there a moldy basement I can hang out in for a while. Somewhere dark with a lot of gravity is what i need.
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Check out The Girl Born of Smoke, by Jessica Billings
Jessica Billings is currently going to school in Michigan, butwill always consider herself an Oregonian. She likes photographingbugs and majored in biology and education at Oregon State. She is nowpursuing a master's degree in environmental engineering. She learned to scuba dive when she was 14, but refuses to dive into the frigidwaters of Michigan.
Website: http://jessicabillings.weebly.com/
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Adonis Rep interviews are created and written by Tim Worsham. If you are an author or fan of genre fiction and would like to see one of your favorite characters interviewed, contact Tim at tcworm@hotmail.com

Sunday, May 2, 2010

The Good Captain Davage

FP

Adonis Rep

I'm a man of many worlds, you might say. Using my Ring of Portation, I've tracked interviews to multiple worlds far removed from my own home of Aubrus. This is the first interview, however, that has taken me into the space between worlds. This is my first interview outside of the comforts of atmosphere.

My editor rented me a Personal, Unrestricted Fusion-Flight, Yacht to make the trip. I boarded the P.U.F.F.Y. and set a course for the star, Mirendra, in Xaphan space, where Captain Davage was rumored to be hunting down Black Hats -- an elite sect of powerful Xaphan outlaws. The good Captain's life long conflict with Xaphan society is well documented, but recent endevours and associations of an unusual nature have stirred up a fair amount of controversy. I was hoping to catch up with Captain Davage aboard his starship, Seeker, before the Vith hit the proverbial fan.

Orbitz had assured me that the P.U.F.F.Y. was equipped with Stellar Mach capabilities. The trip should have only taken three minutes. Ha! Rentals! There must have been something wrong with the coils. The P.U.F.F.Y. would jump ahead with nauseating force for about three seconds, and then shudder to a bone jarring stop. I'd have to power down, wait for about an hour, and repeat the whole start sequence. What should have taken me the length of a boiled egg, ended up taking me the length of a baked turkey. And yes, I failed to pack a lunch.

The worst part of the P.U.F.F.Y. was its Automated Sanitation Station. I'll spare my readers from the horrifying details, but about half way through my nightmare trip I felt the need to relieve myself. I pried myself from the captain's seat and moved to the A.S.S. of the P.U.F.F.Y. I'm shaking still as I write this. The only thing I'll say, is, if you ever have the occasion to use the A.S.S. of a rented P.U.F.F.Y., be sure you know which way to face. Those things should be more clearly labled.

A change of clothes, a few shots of Morninglow to calm the nerves, and about thirty stuttering mini-Mach convulsions later, I was finally able to track the good Captain, aboard his straylight vessel, The Seeker. His twenty two deck starship dwarfed my P.U.F.F.Y., but as a wise recluse of Dagobah once said, "size matters not." I docked my adequate rental at the tail end of the swan-like starship and was promptly led to the Captain's state room.

My misfortune in the A.S.S. of the P.U.F.F.Y. had left me a little under dressed for the interview, but the tall handsomely dressed Captain removed his dark blue fleet uniform coat and triangle hat to put me at ease.

Adonis Rep: Captain Davage, thank you very much for granting this interview. Your hunt for the renegade Black Hats in the area is very taxing, I'm sure. So, I'll be as brief as possible.

Captain Davage: Well met, sir. I am pleased your journey to ‘The Kills’ area of space was generally uneventful. Your P.U.F.F.Y is truly a remarkable vessel. I am pleased you wish to pose me a series of questions, though I am normally loathe to discuss myself in any great depth. Surely, much more interesting personages are available in the League.

AR: You underestimate yourself - and overestimate my rented P.U.F.F.Y. The people of Aubrus find you very intriguing. Your recent activities have served to reinforce your reputation as the League of Elder's most controversial figure. I'll be direct. Are you, sir, fraternizing with the enemy?

CD: A bold question, sir, and well-asked. ‘Fraternizing with the enemy’ would assume that I am providing aid and comfort; that I am engaged in various civilities, businesses and intrigues with the Xaphans, and, in particular with the House of Xandarr. I do not feel that is the case.

You, of course, are aware of my previous dealings with Princess Marilith of Xandarr. I have met Princess Marilith in battle, both as a helmsman and as a full-bonded captain, over thirty times in space. I have sunk Princess Marilith with many prisoners rescued and her Bloodsimple taken a-prize many times. She is a capable ship’s captain and I duly respect her warcraft. And, as she was once my fiancĂ© and Zen-La, I do feel a bit of fond nostalgia for her. However, I have not seen her in person in over eighty years, since I left her standing before the cleric with the wedding baton clattering on the floor. Can you imagine … However, I do my duty and sink Princess Marilith wherever she may be found. She holds nothing back in our space-borne encounters and nor do I.

AR: Ah, how silly of me. I'd forgotten all about the rumors of a continued liaisons between yourself and the notorious Princess Marilith. You are a busy man. I was actually refering to more recent events. Reports indicate that you entered the brig with a notorious and powerful Black Hat prisoner in an ill advised attempt to rehabilitate her. Two questions: What possessed you, against the protests of your first officer, and the Sisters of Light, to tangle with Sygillis? And why has no one attempted this sort of thing before?

CD: The Black Hats are a fearsome sect. The Black Hats may kill from millions of stellar miles away. They may slay with a thought, with a point of their finger, or with their vile Shadow tech traps. The Sisters of Light teach us that only they may face them in battle with a reasonable chance of surviving, and perhaps they are correct. Only a fool would dare sit in their presence. Dying a fool’s death is not fashionable in League society, so the Black Hats are generally unchallenged and left to the Sisters. Still, a Black Hat, Sygillis of Metatron, was a prisoner aboard my vessel, and therefore is entitled to enjoy all the privileges afforded any Xaphan prisoner. One of those privileges is to have an audience with the captain, and I have had to endure my fair share of Xaphan reprobates and ill-smelling sailors in my day, so why not a Black Hat? Additionally, I felt she was owed and I was curious. I wanted to see for myself if she is as nefarious as we have all been told. I wanted to look her in the eye.

AR: Very noble of you. Of course, as a Vith Lord, nobility is to be expected. Speaking of which, as a Vith Lord, you have some considerable innate abilities. How have these come into play in your dealings with Sygillis? Which do you find most beneficial?

CD: Yes, I … fortunately am blessed with a number of Vith Gifts. It’s normally considered rather rude and out-of-turn to discuss them in an empirical sort of way. It’s not in proper taste. However, as you are an esteemed visitor here, I shall try to accommodate your question while not boring you with the particulars. The Waft was clearly an ace-in-the-hole that was available to me. As a Black Hat, Sygillis of Metatron may be considered a Master at most Vith Gifts, as well as all the various illegal Gifts they practice, however, Black Hats are clearly not known for their speed. The speed of my Waft is something that I pride myself on, and I assumed that I could Waft fast enough to evade her particular gifts, most notably: The Point, The Mass, and her Sten. Additionally, my Gift of Sight allows me certain … precognitive … faculties where I could prepare myself in advance for any treachery. As the Sight is unknown in Xaphan Space, she was quite keen on it, and subsequently ‘charmed’ by its light.

AR: Hmm. . . "charmed." Is there any truth to the rumor of a budding romance between the two of you? What sort of future, if any, do you imagine?

CD: Romance? Sir I … am not certain where you gather your information. Clearly it would be improper for a ship’s captain to engage in such things with a prisoner in his charge. I have a duty to maintain her captivity and well-being, and to compromise the situation would not be wise. I’m sorry, I’m not really answering your question, am I? Truth be told, I find Sygillis of Metatron charming. I do. I find her perspective and point-of-view refreshing and unencumbered by League politics and Blue nonsense. She is an eager debater and has a sharp mind. And, yes, she is a beautiful woman as well. So, to concisely answer your question: romance? How can there be such a thing? As to the future, that is up to her, and the Sisters. I can assure you one thing, there shall be no wedding bells ringing any time soon.

AR: In any case, it is certainly unusual for the Sisters of Light to give even a Captain of your renoun such leeway with a deadly Black Hat prisoner. Can you shed some light on their unusual permisiveness in this instance, and your relationship with the Sisters in general?

CD: The Sisters have been very accommodating. My actions have been, at times, very troubling to them, and against their expressed wishes, but they’ve given me their trust. I’ve long suspected that my father enjoyed a very close relationship with the Sisters and the Grand Abbess of Pithnar in particular. Rumors suggest certain intimate–forbidden lines may have been crossed. But he never spoke directly of such things, and I never asked. It seems clear to me they were more than mere friends. I'm truly grateful for her continued kindness.
As for my relationship with the Sisters, I choose to believe that they appreciate a clear head and a sound point-of-view. I hold the Programmable status of Magni, and therefore have their approval.

AR: You're currently looking to press the conflict between the League and the Black Hats. Bringing the fight to their doorstep, as it were. What sort of response do you anticipate? And in an ideal world, what will success look like?

CD: I fight where my duty calls. That does not include ‘pressing" the fight to the Xaphans. Should they invade League Space, should they proceed in some genocidal pursuit as they have done in the past, then I shall be there to counter them. I do not anticipate my role changing one bit. In an ideal world, there would be no League and no Xaphans—we would all be one people again. However, I am certain some other enemy would come to the front. As the Vith heroes of old were fond of saying, ‘The empty lair of one slain monster provides suitable shelter for yet another’.

AR: Your committment and resolve are inspiring. And, at least in the case of the reformed Lady Sygillis, seem to be paying off. Please, keep our readers posted of any future. . . um. . . developments along those lines.

I do want to thank you again for your time, sir. I did have one further concern, however. I was wondering if you might be so kind as to have one of your people take a look at my P.U.F.F.Y. I think I may have twisted my coil.
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Keep an eye out for his soon to be released, Hazards of the Old Ones.
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Adonis Rep interviews are created and written by Tim Worsham. If you are an author or fan of genre fiction and would like to see one of your favorite characters interviewed, contact Tim at tcworm@hotmail.com